Sar the First

"Put it away somewhere safe. Like your pajama drawer."
My dad when I asked him what to do with my high school diploma which is currently on my desk in an envelope.

Mom: So have you ever met the boy? What's he like?
Sar: Allen? He's awesome. He likes space.
Mom: So you've met him.
Sar: Nope! But how could you like space and not be awesome?

So I finally got around to telling my parents that my roommate is dating a transman and my suitemate is gay [and dating a transwoman]

satellitefantasy:

satellitefantasy:

sarthefirst:

It came up in conversation for some reason.

When I first mentioned “transgender”, mom and dad stopped eating and stared at me. I kept eating peas.

They were uncomfortable until I left the table.

Guess I’m not coming out to them anytime soon…

SO I GUESS I’M NOT A NORMAL GIRL ANYMORE HUH HYUKHYUKHYUK

but really how is half the suite dating trans people and then there’s you being a dude

christ, I wish my parents had only reacted with awkwardness when I told them I was dating my girlfriend

hey

hey Sar

when are you going to tell them

both your suitemates are gay

I don’t actually remember what exactly I said, as it was more of a “okaydudedon’tfreakouttheycan’tmakeyoumoveatthispoint” situation.

I think it went like this [90% accurate]:
Mom: Does your current roommate have a boyfriend?
Sar: Well, yes, but sort of yeah. He’s transgender. So he’s a guy. But a girl.
Mom + Dad: [staring]
Mom: And if he? sleeps over? [yeah, she wasn’t sure what pronoun to use]
Sar: Um, I suppose someone’s sleeping on the couch. We have one of those now.
Mom: What about your other roommates? 
Sar: Well, one is gay and has a girlfriend and the other one’s single. [No offence to Amanda, I dunno what her relationship status is?]
Allison: Oh. So which one did I meet?
Sar: [confidently] The gay one. [noms on peas]
Mom: So… if he? doesn’t go to school with you guys, he’ll sleep over a lot?
Sar: I dunno. Not my issue. We’ll deal with it. I don’t think he lives too close by though… I don’t think. I don’t know. Never really asked. Or if I did, I didn’t pay attention.
Mom and Dad: [More awkward silence]
Sar and Allison: [start to clean up from dinner]
Allison: Don’t worry, they’re old. They’ll get over it. 
Sar: That’s why I told them after I picked out my housing and agreed to live with them.

It was awkwards.

Via and I, my lord, may I say nothing? //

So I finally got around to telling my parents that my roommate is dating a transman and my suitemate is gay [and dating a transwoman]

It came up in conversation for some reason.

When I first mentioned “transgender”, mom and dad stopped eating and stared at me. I kept eating peas.

They were uncomfortable until I left the table.

Guess I’m not coming out to them anytime soon…

perpetualyesterday:

today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”

it was a distraction

they put chickens in the elevator

Via staring at a laptop trying to get {inspired}

summcohen:

Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 2 | 1015 favourite moments
→ Molly vs. Bellatrix (13/15)

Via ~*~*~*you'll hear the music fill the air*~*~*~

You never know what you will find on Craigslist.

You never know what you will find on Craigslist.

(Source: theyuniversity)

Via and I, my lord, may I say nothing? //